Let's make things perfectly clear

My name is Puck, and as the name suggests I am in no means a very serious person. I make my point through satire, and tongue in cheek remarks and hope people get the point. If you do, then good, if you don't then that's a shame...srsly. So if you don't like humor, and if you can't withstand a quick jab I think you shouldn't read this, for your own safety, ya know?

That's paramount to a advisory warning.

Now down to business!

The auto industry is getting their bailout after all, with all the drama down at Capitol hill I was half expecting(dare I say hoping?) for their request to be completely denied. The last things the economy needs is to hold up failed businesses which could have succeed if they actually had a plan, but what can ya do. Turns out the democrats are appointing a, and I am not making this up, "Car Czar". A Car Czar is, not only an alliteration but also a Slavic word that means "Supreme ruler"...This guy could break into your car, and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it! I for one think government needs to stay out of the cars of the nation.

Honestly Americans just use the word Czar for a high Position of authority, because apparently no one cares about definitions of words anymore, apparently if you change the meaning of a word and add it to wikipedia then it's real.

I will give kudos to the government for trying to protect taxpayers though, mind you the big three will still collapse leaving them out 15 billion but at least they are trying, right?

Onto Canadian news...

Dion has resigned...again. It seems that is all he does these days is resign, well that and form coalitions to gain power while he's in the midst of resigning instead of focusing on the economy. Oh yeah he also produces porn quality videos.



According to various sources Michael Ignatieff is set to replace Stephane Dion as leader of the Liberal party( As Dominic LeBlanc has just left the race and put his support behind Iggy). Now while usually there is a leadership vote to decide who will be the next leader of a certain party, Mr. Iggy, decided that since they weren't planning to ask the Canadians about the coalition, why ask them about the leader of a party? See it all make sense. After all he does have support of house liberals...

Mind you Bob Rae the final contender to Iggy, has said he thinks they should let the Canadian Liberals as whole vote for the new leader of the party and not go to the back room for a deal. I don't think he gets the irony, and how that applies to the coalition, but wha'eva.

On the topic of the Coalition I have this to say; It is clearly Democratic in the same way it is clearly a douche bag move.

Those are the thoughts of Puck the Politician, no facts needed.